Its been a while since I saw the orange sky in the morning. Thanks to you, I get to see the sun in a barrage of good morning messages.
I don’t remember the last time when I did my Kardarshan prayers. My morning begins with your darshan and my day ends with staring at you.
WhatsApp, I don’t remember when I stretched out my arms and touched nothing. Every time I stretch, its only to check whether you have a new message for me.
You have divided my friends into groups and sub-groups. I have the same friends in multiple groups and all of the groups have similar forwarded messages. To top it, I don’t even remember half the people in my school groups. I am part of family groups – less said the better.
Thanks to you, I cannot attend a party, event or any function or even eat without updating you with a story. That is because, if I don’t, then the event never happened.
Why WhatsApp, WHY have you made me a slave to your awesomeness?
All my clients love using you. Screenshots of conversations are saved as proof. I have client groups and internal groups – thanks to you. Each time you buzz, I shudder to think what new bomb is going to explode on the work group. You have made me a scared and insecure person, WhatsApp – I hate you.
I am done. I don’t want to be with you anymore. You are the biggest time waster that has ever been created. Never ever do I want to see you on my phone again. Completely tired of your constant buzzing.
The other day, when your servers were down, I went completely crazy. Couldn’t understand why you would do something like this to me? Do you even know how it is to live without seeing you every 2 minutes?
Let’s break-up WhatsApp. Please. Just go away from my life. I don’t need you. Love for you is addictive and harming my peace. Let’s end this relationship NOW.
(1 hour later)
Just reinstalled. Couldn’t survive.
I LOVE YOU!
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